• bae: come over
  • me: do you have food
  • bae: my parents aren't home
  • me: are they coming back with food

lomonette:

sweatyscrotum:

I’m not like other girls!XD

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I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.image

Oh my god, i hate sluts! image

Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird. image

All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.image

This is everything.

(via lotsalipstick)

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

(via chelsamander)